7 things I've learned as a first-time boat owner
On becoming a boat person
Absolutely no one: What’s it like to have a boat?
Me:
Dear Reader,
To be honest, I always assumed I’d own a Chanel before I owned a powerboat. But life throws weird, Midwestern-man shaped curveballs at you, so here we are. Boat: 1. Chanel: 0.
Like home ownership, everything they say about boat ownership being a money pit is completely accurate. We have wh…